butcherhog:

me? im just the giant gay rat that lives in ur walls. now pass me some cashews thru that hole u punched in the plaster

positiveboi:

I wanna live in a vintage tiny house with the love of my days. Having cuddle times just me, them, and our giant st. bernard. Cooking pumpkin pie, and living in the Appalachian mountains. At night we hear the groans of old mr. mountain trying to tell us about all he’s seen. My… what a life to look forward to.

greylina:

a well balanced dnd party is:

• ill punch you. ill fucking punch you if you even LOOK at me.
• Decent Person
• brooding mid 2000s scene kid
• furry

newtgeiszler:

normal trans guy brain: if i were taller i would pass better and relieve some dysphoria

monkey brain: if i were taller it would bring many advantages in battle. my lungs would be larger so i could scream louder to scare predators

pinkaliensocks:

gaypeopletwitter:

nikkimariesworld:

Light a candle directly in front of your automatic Glade spray air freshener that way every 9 minutes a fireball shoots across your living room table, intimidating your house guests, asserting your dominance in your domain

railroadsoftware:

a lot of people (cowards) don’t like mint ice cream. i’m not one of them

dippyface:

tockthewatchdog:

cake with fondant literally isn’t even food it’s like a play dough sculpture with cake trapped inside its vile

thank you for your bravery in speaking the truth about this

jumpboy-rembrandt:

jumpboy-rembrandt:

imagine: magnus giving an Anime Protagonist Speech and the bad guy is like rolling their eyes bc yeah this seems like something he would do but in reality he’s buying time as merle and taako rob the dude blind and then knock them out from behind before the three of them bolt

#magnus: and ill never stop fighting! because i know…i have my friends! #taako: [mouthing ‘hey do you want this cool sword?’] #magnus: yes! …they are always there for me

seasnailsplatoon:

headboardlights:

gays rb this with ur favorite way to sit wrong in a chair

pellowtalk:

olivemeister:

literally the pornbots got worse, at this point i’m getting very close to “i’ve gotten more pornbot followers in the weeks since december 17th than my entire tumblr experience before that” being a true statement

i’ve been on tumblr for like 9 years and this is the biggest influx of pornbots i’ve had in such a fucking long time, but, you know, the adult content ban totally worked you guys like absolutely worked tumblr is Saved from the scourge